Just a sample of things I lol'd at: “I do apologise for being human and making the occasional typing error, but as I am being forced to type in American English I often have difficulty in being sure of my grammar” (The Informer). Last time I checked, the internet was a fairly free place, and on a British blog, you'd think they'd use the Queen's English. Which he also has no mastery over, since no form of English, Spanglish, or Gibberish spells “tiny” as “tine” (unless he meant to describe Britain as a forked object [incorrectly, since it's a noun]). I could do this for hours; it's hilarious.

Anyway, best of luck at converting the infidels. Or at least holding a conversation with them.