Archive for February, 2010

New, extremely minimalist redesign

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

I’ve been working for a while on a single consistent theme and templating system for the entire website. A few months ago I finished everything but the blog (which was using the ClockWorkAir theme), because, being powered by WordPress, I wasn’t familiar with the theme system.

Anyways, I’ve finally implemented the new, extremely minimalist design everywhere. The plugin Theme Switch helped a bunch, because it allowed me to preview what I was working on without the general public seeing it. WordPress itself was a pain though, because I’m used to coding by hand and not using any kind of framework to generate HTML. I ended up doing some pretty silly things. For example, I first started by trying to get WordPress to simply call my custom templating files for the rest of the site. Following the logic of my system I did things like:

$title = wp_title();
//...
require('head.php'); //My custom templating system

Whenever I loaded the page there was a mysterious “Nomulous Blog” at the very top of my HTML source. This confused me at first, but I soon realized that (not having been designed to be processed, only displayed) the wp_title() function printed a value instead of returning one.

In the end I just went to my home page, copied most of the source, and modified the default WordPress theme to use that instead. Aha!

Re: Ye Olde Climate Change GravyBoat (The Green Arrow)

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

The following is a response to this article by the British conservative elitist blog The Green Arrow. It is indescribable. Go ahead and read it, but prepare to be shocked. I posted this in the comments, but, being bigots of epic proportions, they censored me.

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This is ridiculous.

First of all, to say that global warming has yet to be proven is to say the same thing about evolution, the atomic model, or the idea that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not the other way around. Sure, by definition all science is theoretical, however things are as “proven” as they are going to get. Outside of theoretical mathematics all we have to go on is empirical evidence and these “theories” are what we can extrapolate from this information.

So when the overwhelming majority of scientists say we have to do something about the state of our planet, and you say “Hi, I’m a skeptic without any credentials or relevant education, and your theories are unproven!”, you are the Catholic Church to Copernicus’ Heliocentrism. You are leftovers from the Dark Ages.

But this skepticism, however unrealistic and denialist, is still not completely absurd. There are at least a handful of intelligent people, actual accredited scientists, who refute the idea that global warming is our fault.

However, your third sentence shows your true colours. To refer to the poorer nations of the world as “people that we do not need” is a despicable and monstrous thing. I would have you know that Britain itself would be nothing compared to what it is today had it not exploited its third world colonies, such as in India and parts of Africa. Not that all the other major powers of the world haven’t done the same, but as you seem to be so hard on these poorer human beings you should probably know that you are the reason for their suffering, and their suffering is the reason for your wealth. I suppose you thought it was just because you were better than them.

And although it’s crazy to say that the entire third world hates British people (it’s more likely that they look up to you and the U.S. Americans culturally, especially among the younger generations), if they did they’d have every reason to.

Then you go on to say that there are “billions of humans who would actually benefit from climate change”. First of all, as a resident of Montreal, Canada, I can tell you that even here winters are pretty okay. Even living in one of the coldest major cities in the world, I would say this “terrible cold” and “sparse sustenance” is a load of crap. You’ll find that as you move north, the population density decreases drastically, and where it’s too cold to live comfortably there is almost nobody at all. Sure, it would be nice to have a longer growing season around here, but we’re doing just fine as it is.

Now here’s why even a slight increase in global temperature is so dangerous. As I’m sure you’re aware, most of the world’s population lives near an ocean or another large body of water, because every civilization needs an abundant source of water. Now imagine the chaos that would ensue if the glaciers melted. Even a little bit. It would be the New Orleans disaster, but for the rest of the world’s coastal cities. And you naively say, “Hmm, it gets a little chilly around here some times, I could do with some of this Global Warming they’re talking about.” Fuck your heating bill.

“Why should we have to care about what is happenning to countries on the other side of the world who generally breed like rabbits. It is abundantly clear that all their social and food problems is because there are too many of them and they just cannot support themselves.”

Just listen to yourself. Like the rest of this post, it seems to be written by an 14 year old kid: please learn how use question marks, and plural verbs when talking about more than one of a kind (“problems are”, not ” problems is”). Either learn to spell or use a spell checker, I won’t even bother to point out the sheer number of spelling mistakes here (“The big debete”, etc. etc. etc.). Problems are “due to” or “caused by” something, not “because of”. You know nothing of the world’s problems, and you know even less about what causes suffering in developing countries. Of course it’s just because they’re having too many children. So why should we care about them? Idiot.

You really think nature is going to simply look after itself? Wouldn’t that be nice. There are stupid people everywhere, but I find it sad that someone from such a developed country could be so misinformed.

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Human v1.1b

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

I just watched Gregory Stock give a talk about genetic engineering over at TED Talks, and I could help remarking that he seems to be pretty old fashioned for someone in the biotech industry. No presentation slides, just plain old speech and a paper notebook.

He’s a good talker though — he kneads the audience nicely and references quotes that don’t even have to be relevant to sound pretty deep (some Shakespeare in this case) — but he doesn’t really make any good points. All he says is “it’s inevitable, therefore we should do it”. Equivalently, “let’s not kid ourselves, we’re going to destroy this planet anyways, so don’t bother trying to stop it”. Well, no, sorry Mr. Stock but nothing is inevitable, nothing is written. No, not even choosing our babies through a Sims 3-like interface. But I suppose as a biotech entrepreneur you’ve got the right to be a little biased about this.

I’m surprised he didn’t mention is what I think is actually an extremely good argument for embracing this technology with open arms: there hasn’t been a major release of the human genome for a good 200,000 years. That makes us the biological equivalent of, I dunno, Internet Explorer 2. And to think that there’s all this fuss about IE 6 nowadays! My point is that we humans weren’t built for this new world, and that’s why I think everything is so royally fucked up. Honestly, imagine trying to browse the modern internet on an ancient browser that may or may not have been a piece of shit to begin with.

The perfect metaphor for the current state of the human race.

The perfect metaphor for the current state of the human race.

Why is everybody so fat? Because we weren’t built with the capability to limit our sugar and fat intakes. While we went through our major stages of evolution, we could barely find enough calories to survive, and anything extra was more than welcome. And nowadays? You can get off your ass, right now, and go to the nearest corner store to buy a three pound bag of white sugar for about $2. Then you can sit there and eat the whole damn thing, there just isn’t anything to stop you from doing it.

What about racism? Unfortunately, interacting with people who look different than you didn’t make it into Human 1.0. Indifference to climate change? We only used to have to deal with things on a very local level. Back then, it made sense for everyone to do what was best for themselves, or their family, or at most their tribe. But now, the actions of powerful individuals can contribute to the destruction of our entire world, something we were never really built to understand. The thought of cavemen worrying about something on such a large scale is positively ridiculous. And, that’s the problem — we’re still cavemen. Cavemen living on a globalized and industrialized earth.

So the way I see it, there’s only so much we can accomplish with these bodies and minds from another age. Maybe we have to change ourselves first, and then we can start work on the world? Here we are, cavemen, trying to be civilized together, when all we were really meant to do was club each other over the head. Sure, there are dangers, but as long as we know what we’re doing, we don’t rush things, we do it right, and for the right reasons, couldn’t changing our genetic makeup be the only answer to human kind’s biggest problems?