Archive for October, 2009

xkcd.com: GeoCities edition

Monday, October 26th, 2009

xkcd_geocities

The gradually less amazing xkcd.com has been “redesigned” in order to commemorate the shutting down of Yahoo’s free webhosting, GeoCities. It’s so perfectly ugly, even the HTML tags in the raw source are all capitalized! Genius. As for GeoCities, so long, farewell, and good riddance.

greim – Secret Shame

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Just a great piece of independent electronic music I find rather addictive, enjoy. More at drpeterjones.com.

Added Disqus, ShareThis, and Google Adsense

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

I have added three new features to the blog; the Disqus comments system , the ShareThis social media button, and Google AdSense advertisements.

Disqus because it looks awesome and has a trillion more features than regular old WordPress comments, like signing in through Twitter/Facebook/OpenID, great comment approval and flagging, and Gravatar icons. At first the admin page was giving me a blank grey screen, but I looked at my error logs and it turned out that for some reason disqus.php couldn’t find the admin-header.php file when it require()’d it. I just edited the plugin and replaced line 370 with the actual path to the file on my server.

ShareThis was added because Reddit is the best and I want to be a part of it. And I’m an internet whore and I want to be paid attention to. I might eventually write my own version of this, because it’s a bit clunky and not customizable enough.

I added the AdSense block just as an experiment, I don’t actually plan on monetizing anything. I really just want to see how the system works and all that. It looks like I’ve already made about $0.47!

Fishes is a perfectly valid word

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

Forget racism or sexism, wordism is the worst. Poor “fishes” is constantly ridiculed and excluded from things just because of its special status as a noun. It has gotten to the point where it can’t even get a job nowadays because users of the English language have such strong prejudices about words that are just a little bit strange to the ear.

In all seriousness, one of the two words “fishes” and “wordism” is made up, and the other is not. If you asked people, I would say most of them would single out “fishes” as the impostor. And most of them they would be wrong. To be perfectly clear, “fishes” is a word . However, it doesn’t mean exactly what you’d expect. Hell is only slightly cooler than usual, and the plural of “fish” is still “fish”. However, in case you would like to specify that the particular group of fish you are talking about consists of more than one species, you may use the word “fishes” instead. The examples on the Wikipedia entry do a good job of explaining the difference.

The North Atlantic stock of Gadus morhua is estimated to contain several million fish.

My aquarium contains three different fishes: guppies, platies, and swordtails.

The former is a regular old plural; there is more than one fish. The latter is a metaplural, if you will, and its plural-ness refers to the types of fish, not the fish themselves. Another metaplural that is in much more common usage is “peoples”. This word refers to different types (ethnicity, race, etc.) of people, a word that, like “fish”, is already plural. My favourite example is “The Peoples of Middle-earth”.

Update: This might be easy to understand, but harder to believe. Perhaps the Australian Museum has more credibility that an unknown blog and a piece of user-generated content.

Now in Helvetica Neue Light

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

Articles and links in the sidebar have been upgraded to my official favourite font, Helvetica Neue Light. It’s pretty easy to do, but hard to figure out on your own. After searching for a while and experimenting on my own, I came up with the following CSS.

font-family: "HelveticaNeue-Light", "Helvetica Neue Light", "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;
font-weight: 300;

Some browsers (IE + the older ones) use fonts based on their family name and their style, that is “Helvetica Neue Light”. Others use the PostScript name, under the Adobe spec, e.g. “HelveticaNeue-Light”. Others still, such as the latest versions of Safari, Firefox, and Chrome, conform to the W3C specification when it comes to fonts and their styles, and take only the Family Name. The W3C dictates that you must use other CSS directives to get “light” or “bold” fonts. In this case the “Helvetica Neue”, along with the “font-weight: 300;”, will display Helvetica Neue Light to the user.

Arial is included for the sake of the poor Windows users out there, who have to use the font Microsoft put on their computer because they were to cheap to pay for Helvetica, despite it being one of the oldest and most widely used fonts in the world. As any typography nerd would know, Arial was a total rip off of Helvetica and should never be used.

There you have it. Mac users get to look at Helvetica Neue Light, while Windows users still get crappy old Arial.

How to get your very own two-letter domain

Monday, October 5th, 2009

I’m sure most of you internet people have heard of the various URL shortening sites out there in the wild. They’re used to make a long and scary URL (which stands for Uniform Resource Locator) into one much more timid and digestible. Blah blah blah. The point is, you may have noticed that all the good ones (tinyurl.com is ugly and commercial and gross, bit.ly is an exception) have a domain that is only two letters long, like tr.im. Now how do they do it?

Most big hosting companies and domain registrars will not only tell you a domain any less than three letters is invalid, but they probably won’t support whichever obscure ccTLD (Country Code Top Level Domain, e.g. .ca for Canada) you feel like owning. There’s no real reason for this, other than that most companies are stupid and don’t know what the hell they’re doing. Especially when it comes to technological stuff like this; the CEO of GoDaddy probably doesn’t have more than a vague idea about how the internet really works. Oh well, more power to the people.

And by “the people” I mean the people at iwantmyname.com. Not only is their service great, with a nice clean interface and a whole six pages of TLDs to choose from, but they accept ANY valid domain, including those with only two characters at the second level.

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It’s a great service, and I’ve used them to buy all two of my two letter domains. I even started a little URL shortening service of my own, called zi.gs, just for fun. I took it down a while ago after it became boring and tiresome to provide support for.

Anyways, there you have it. Easy two character domains, supporting lots and lots of TLDs.